Not Your Typical Realtor... Not Your Typical Realtor Bio.
Do you loathe typical real estate agent bios? Don’t worry, I do too. They’re like cardboard -- stiff, bland,
and identical to every other bio out there. Instead of boasting ad nauseum about awards and accomplishments
you’re not interested in, I’m taking the novel approach of actually giving you what you want -- real answers
to questions you’re probably wondering about at this moment. For example:
Will you return my calls and emails? Yes. Without question. I realize this is one of the major frustrations
the general public has when dealing with agents. I get dozens of calls and emails daily, and I work hard to
reply as quickly as possible.
Are you like all other Realtors? Here's what I can tell you: I'm honest and candid. I take pride in being
approachable and friendly. If you need a quick real estate brain, or a strong dose of honesty, you’re in the
right place. Loyalty to family, clients, and friends is one of my core values. Want to find out if I’m the
real deal? Talk to any of those people...they'll tell you that I'm anything but the typical Realtor.
And yes, I can and will put you in touch with them.
Do you have experience doing exactly what I need? Most agents are going to give you a quick and emphatic
YES to this question. If they do, hoist a red flag! Until we have a dialog that can help determine your
exact need, I can't answer this one...yet. In the meantime, here are some "strong suits" of mine: Representing
home sellers who want more from their agent than just simply putting a sign in the front lawn and waiting for
the phone to ring, home buyers...both first time and seasoned pros, investment properties, trust sales and the
list goes on. If your goal or situation isn't represented on this list, don't worry... contact me anyway. If
I can't help, I'll get you referred to another agent who can.
What are some things you're really good at? On a personal level, I'm pretty good at making a killer breakfast,
(I put together an amazing omelet), and I like working in the yard, and life on a boat is totally relaxing.
I'm into "Honey Bees", and currently have 3 active hives at my home. On a professional level, here are the skill
sets that I’ve developed over the years: Listening, which unfortunately, is a lost art these days. Negotiating
(in YOUR best interest, not mine!) Providing clients with the best resources to save money and get the home of
their dreams or sell their home for top dollar. Unparalleled customer service. I take pride in this...it's not
just lip service. I've been known to take out your trash, fix minor issues, and even help pack your moving truck.
If you have an agent... great. If you want a great agent... CALL JOHN!!